Pink Nano, manager of All My Workouts, dies
MONTEREY - Pink iPod Nano, who helped many through very strenuous workouts, has died at the age of 10 months.
She died Monday at the local gym from drowning in disgusting man sweat, her owner Julia Ingle said.
"We are very saddened by this loss and equally as pissed with Apple for not building a sweat-proof MP3 player. Like seriously, what do you think I'm going to do with a clip-on iPod the size of a postage stamp? Sit on the couch and listen to books on tape?"
Julia attempted to revive Ms. Nano by sticking her in a bag of rice for 32 hours, but that only made her smell like a Japanese restaurant and no longer have a functioning screen.
A valiant rescue attempt.
Her death comes just 2 days after the passing of her spouse, Expensive Running Headphones, and just 2 months before the expiration of Apple's 1 year warranty. She should be replaced (but not forgotten) shortly, as long as the people at Apple don't decide to be jerks.
My Weekend in Pictures
One fabby-fab weekend :-)
Have you ever had an electronic device break on you way before it's time? What did you do?
How was yourrrr weekend? Any Bloody Mary's involved?
Bloody Mary's are my new favorite!!
Random Fact #19: To me, doing laundry is equally as painful as getting a root canal. Hence, I put it off as long as possible - usually until I run entirely out of my extensive undie collection.